An elderly lady enters her doctor's office. They discuss various problems with her health. She then says "This is not a very important issue, as it isn't a problem for me. I break wind a lot, but it is no big deal, as the result is both silent and they do not smell in the slightest. As a matter of fact, I have broken wind at least 20 times since I entered your office."
The doctor gives her some pills, and tells her to take one every day and come back to visit him in two weeks.
The little old lady returns in two weeks and exclaims "I don't know WHAT it was that you gave me; my wind breaking is still silent, but now they smell TERRIBLE!"
The doctor tells her: "Well, it appears we have solved your sinus problem, now let's see what can we do about your poor hearing".
Steve Drew